penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 8, 2008

penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.

I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.

by Mikey T January 28, 2005

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.

(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.

"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

by weirdweasel October 11, 2008

Penile Terrorism

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.

Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!

by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010

Penile degloving

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022