Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

penguin sex

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.

Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!

by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014

Club Penguin Rewritten

The remake of the old Club Penguin.

Hey! Have you played Club Penguin Rewritten yet? I heard it's just like the original Club Penguin

by ESHHHHHLAD June 2, 2018

baby penguin

Someone who is naive in the ways of sex.

Kurt Hummel was a baby penguin until his boyfriend tapped that ass.

by azraeldoesnotdispute May 8, 2012

Penguin

When two or more people try and stand as close together as possible with both hands in their pockets to avoid cold weather and strong winds.
This form of behavior is inspired by the Emperor Penguins, who form a big huddle (also known as the turtle formation) to avoid the extreme cold.
The participants will push themselves closer and closer to the group’s shifting center to keep warm.

“It’s so cold and windy. Let’s penguin to keep warm.”
“Look at that group of people penguining. I wish I could join them.”
“I’m freezing! Shall we penguin?”

by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 28, 2019

Penguin

Clumsy but adorable

My favorite animal is a penguin.

by 🐳🌴🐡 July 6, 2017

penquis valley high school

Welcome to penquis valley high school, where the population of the school is 200 yet the whores there manage to have 100000 bodies. if you smoke or drink, you barley fit in, because you can’t keep up with the 12 year olds doing heroine and crack. although you live in milo, which is the definition of poverty, you get made fun of for wearing clothing more expensive than walmart. understandable tho broke bitch. the school has good basketball talent, because unless you are doing all the drugs, your playing basketball. to sum it up, milo is a crack shack of a town, filled with pedos and anal sex.

pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school

by 22 traphouse May 3, 2021