penguin

1. another sexy animal although populating this world may also be found in mine and others imaginations romping with the snufallofaguses.

1. My snufallofagus is playing with my penguin.

by super k December 14, 2008

Penguin

Very cool animal on antarctica.

Oh no! Penguins! run they are gonna take us!

by Pranktube Nation May 16, 2018

penguin

a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.

Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!

by TheMute1 October 26, 2004

Penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007

Penguin

A person who must always be with someone. One who mates for life.

Guy 1:That girl is ALWAYS dating someone
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a penguin.

by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 25, 2011

Penguin

A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.

To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.

Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."

Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."

by Super Smart Male June 14, 2010

Penguin

A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.

Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.

by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009