penelope

A female meme dealer

Oh I need a penelope ASAP!

by alsoleave February 26, 2019

penelopize

Procrastinate

He penelopized until last minute

by Rave<3 May 29, 2018

Penelopes

Oakland/ Bay Area term which references the police or other law-force type officials.

Drug Addict: "If I buy 5 can you toss me a pack"

Dealer: "The block is hot!! Come back later cause I ain't servin' nothin' until the penelopes bounce up out"

by Vellschino November 26, 2007

no penelope

No Penelope is something friends say to you just make you ask questions and look dumb.

So, what does "no Penelope" mean anyway, said Jay all the time!

by Keeping it Real💯 June 30, 2016

penelope

a cruise; a blunt cruise in the country where cops usually don't go: a ride in an automobile where marijuana is smoked by the passengers

Wife: where the fuck you been?!?
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.

by TraumaQuadrion February 24, 2009

penelope

a disgusting french pig. who loves to eat food and is the most annoying thing on the planet. she should really go get a life and go be a bad trashy slut somewhere else. she has a disgusting puke colored phone and needs to go to jenny craig...PRONTO. has a nose for cheeses, likes to speak in a british accent but sucks at it. asked all the guys to the sadies dance but got rejected by 15. she wear extra small shirts/pants when she needs to buy XXXLLLL shirts/pants

girl: omfg she just did a "penelope-"! ewww

by veryveryveryverybestfriend February 11, 2009

penelope garcia

Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.

1.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

2.
Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).

by inlovewithajcook December 17, 2020