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Permanent Records

A myth created by schools to make you behave.
Little do most people know is that your records from one school gets erased after you change schools. The only thing you should REALLY worry about is getting good grades. This doesn't mean you can misbehave like a maniac because you can get a red letter which will mean you're fucked for colleges/universities opportunities.
"I want my records to be clean"
"You and I both know that there's no such thing as a 'Permanent Records'"
by Pecheck September 3, 2007
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Primanti

The best fucking sandwich on the face of this world. Only made in Pittsburgh, the drunkest, highest, biggest party in the world.
Hey! Let's go eat a Primanti's, the best fucking sammich in the world, in this city! The best fucking CITY in the world.
by EvanzilcH May 23, 2006
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permanent shotgun

when someone has shotgun everytime they ride in that certain car even if someone else calls shotgun.
Joe: Lets ride up to Wal-Mart
Chris: I call shotgun!
Phil: No way bitch I got permanent shotgun!
Chris: Damnit!
by perm. shotty. December 13, 2006
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peivand

Means friendship bond. Peivands are useually gorgeous girls that'll steal your heart! If you're friends with a Peivand, make sure you keep her! You can tell them anything...
We have a Peivand
by Prinny💅🏽 October 12, 2016
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Permanoob

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
by DB_KG March 26, 2010
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permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009
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Permanent Moonbase

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.
Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.
by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012
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