teen peen
When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!
teen peen by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004
soft-peen-goo
Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.
She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.
soft-peen-goo by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010
Upper Case Peen
Upper Case Peen by Nigel Dingleberry May 10, 2018
Peen Gang
Brian: Did you hear what peen gang just did?! Josh: No niBBa what happend? Brian: They just fucked up some nazi thots!!
Peen Gang by jACoBy&MYerS January 16, 2019
Groupon peen
Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
Groupon peen by 10001110101... March 1, 2019
greasy peen
A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
greasy peen by beerlover87 January 7, 2009