The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.
Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.
by MuckyPup October 24, 2011
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by Laurion April 21, 2007
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by Ron Shim November 28, 2012
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