A professional dickteaser with an incredible ability to seduce people in doing whatever she wants. Using her outstanding beauty she strips men of their dignity by making them drive up three hours and receive nothing in exchange - no compliments, no thank yous, no hand holding and EVEN not one titty! Not even one titty! She will make any men buckle to her demands. Warriors will throw down their swords and surrender themselves to the "Princess" 's every command.
The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.
Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.
The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.
Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.
What a Rachel Princess Patel! He drove up three hours to visit her - hoping for something. Maybe a quick peek. But she didn't submit. She didn't hold his hand. Didn't kiss him and of course didn't show him even one titty. After all, seeing one titty, is like seeing both right?
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For Mr Patel is simply a living legend.
Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'.
One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel.
His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula.
The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side.
After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did.
He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations.
{WARNING: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ต ๐ข๐ต ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฎ-๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ข๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐น๐ค๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐ด๐ธ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ }
{TIP: ๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ต ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฐ๐บ๐ข ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ง๐ง๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด. }
For Mr Patel is simply a living legend.
Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'.
One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel.
His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula.
The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side.
After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did.
He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations.
{WARNING: ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ต ๐ข๐ต ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฎ-๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ข๐ท๐ฐ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐น๐ค๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐ด๐ธ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ }
{TIP: ๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ข ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ค๐ต ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฐ๐บ๐ข ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ง๐ง๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด. }
Mustafa: "Wow fam, this class really is litty tonight fam."
Nate: "Nah Mandem. The teacher is a total Mr Patel Fam."
Mustafa: "What do you mean, blud?"
Nate: "Fam last night, yeah? He took me outside to the back alleys and tried to sell me the Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book!"
Mustafa: "Ah, fam that's not good, blud. I heard he's a proper 'gamer'!"
Nate: "Nah Mandem. The teacher is a total Mr Patel Fam."
Mustafa: "What do you mean, blud?"
Nate: "Fam last night, yeah? He took me outside to the back alleys and tried to sell me the Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book!"
Mustafa: "Ah, fam that's not good, blud. I heard he's a proper 'gamer'!"
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