patchouli

An amulet of vaginal fluids worn in a flask around the neck.

"I finally convinced Orit to give me a patchouli last night."

by NewR2D2 August 7, 2012

patchouli

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

by Paul D. Key July 29, 2006

Patchouli

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.

Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!

by xXDONALDTRUMPXx June 28, 2016

Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.

That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!

by longrider700 January 10, 2015

Pathogenic

Spreading false news, to cause damage to people around you.

'I didn't study for the test,' said Chipo, in the presence of her friends. Her friends felt relieved because they too didn't touch their books.

Results come out: she gets 1 wrong

Brothers response: She's pathogenic, I said Pathogenic! don't listen to her! She didn't even eat supper, to make matters worse she didn't eat breakfast too before the test. Seriously Pathogenic.

by Victims/ weekend bros September 22, 2019

Acute Pathogen

Street slang for full blown AIDS.

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!

by bamoozle May 14, 2011

Patchouli

The fragrance of old lady dirt.

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .

by The funeral director February 28, 2019