Jep Robertson's definition of sex.
"I was hoping for some pat pat while out here with Jess."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
by KayseeLovesWindykins July 30, 2015
Get the Pat Patmug. 
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020
Get the Pattingmug. The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.
“Have you heard about “The Pat?”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
by Patcommish September 4, 2021
Get the The Patmug. by Karissa January 13, 2006
Get the Pat Patmug. by grinningdemon18 October 3, 2004
Get the patsmug. 