Jep Robertson's definition of sex.
"I was hoping for some pat pat while out here with Jess."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
by KayseeLovesWindykins July 30, 2015

To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020

The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.
“Have you heard about “The Pat?”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
by Patcommish September 04, 2021

by Karissa January 13, 2006

by grinningdemon18 October 03, 2004
