Pastrami Lips

When a bitch's pussy is so haggard that it resembles a soggy pound of pastrami.

"But Daniel, promise me you won't cry when you see her pastrami lips."

by C Murdaaa August 17, 2008

Pastrami Box

A vagina with highly pigmented labia majora and very pink labia minora.

Man, I was with this girl last night and was so psyched to see her pussy, but when I took off her g-string... wow, what a Pastrami Box she had!

by KingKlon July 31, 2009

lil pastrami

The biggest and best SoundCloud rapper in the whole world.

Did you hear the new lil pastrami song? been killin it recently

by #1 pastrami fan November 15, 2018

Beef pastrami

When a guy shit in your hand and you proceed to give him a blow job

“ Megan gave me a beef pastrami last night”

by Jerrybignerds May 11, 2022

pastrami sandwich

the act of foregoing bathing while inserting assorted deli meats into as many orifices as possible

She was Greek and kind of hairy so I gave her a dirty pastrami sandwich up the ass.

by frank January 14, 2004

pastrami chandelier

extra long vagina flaps that extend further than the lips.

dude those strippers had wicked pastrami chandeliers.

by taint me October 29, 2009

pastrami

As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!

Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"

by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008