massivist

The biggest thing ever!!!

She has the massivist love bubbles ever!!!

by Me Chloe September 8, 2006

Assivist

The complete opposite of a passivist. Not only does an assivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. Often, assivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. In many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.

Jared wouldn't stop making fun of me for the way I eat my food. He's such an assivist.

by Hardbacker69 April 9, 2006

Passafist

A Passafist is someone who refuses to fight unless it's for self defense.
Does not mean that he is afraid to fight.

Person 1: Why Wont you fight?
Person 2" Because I am a Passafist. Go Ahead... hit me

by djjennyfe May 28, 2007

Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.

Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".

by SierraMike June 12, 2008

technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005

Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others

My boss is a pissimistic guy.

by rajivre October 22, 2008