Passivemism

A camel toed auto-corrected version of pessimism generally used by camel toed males

He: Sometimes it's good to take humor in a positive sense instead of going toward passivemism
Another He: What's passivemism?
He: Damn autocorrect!

by MariaRusolini November 17, 2018

passive selfish

Being selfish in an unobvious and sneaky way.

“Britney is being passive selfish when she purposely buys that disgustingly healthy kombucha ice cream so no one dares to eat it - she wants it all for herself.”

by 0abs March 25, 2023

passive drinking

When you are sober but everyone around you is so drunk you feel as if you’ve been drinking

I was passive drinking when as the designated diver my drunk friends conversation made my head spin.

by Blunk July 1, 2023

passive

adj. allowing others to walk all over you as if you were a doormat

I'm not gonna passively sit at home while that jerk steals my man!

by The Grammar Inquisitor December 2, 2002

Passive Aggressive

passive aggressive
A defense mechanism that allows people who aren't comfortable being openly aggressive get what they want under the guise of still trying to please others. They want their way, but they also want everyone to still like them.

Jane: It's time to go, we really should get going now.

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh...okay. I just...well okay, I GUESS we can leave now.

Jane: Ann, do you want to stay? Is that what you're trying to get at?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Huh? Oh no, we can leave if YOU want. I just didn't get to do everything I wanted to do yet, but no no, we can go I guess.

Jane: God dammit Ann! Fine, we'll stay, are you happy?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh okay! Yeah! That sounds great too!
(Ann got her way without having to openly ask for it)

by Miltonation March 16, 2008

Passive Niggressive

When a person or persons of African American descent exhibit passive aggressive behavior toward those considered to be Caucasian simply because of their race.

That black guy crossing the street just started walking three times slower when he saw there was a white person driving the car he was in front of! How passive niggressive!

by Tango Duckables March 10, 2014

aggressively passive

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.

John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.

Jill: Yep.

John: But why?

Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.

by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009