Analysis Paralysis

Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.

Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield

by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019

pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.

After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.

by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009

Sticker Paralysis

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.

"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.

by grimfish March 5, 2009

work paralysis

n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.

the stack of paperwork had reached an all time high, and i was hit with work paralysis

by PhoenixFanatic April 10, 2011

paralyzationalizedetaded

you get shot with an arrow (in a video game in a video game) and then you go full helen keller and cant see shit, then you can only spin on an axis idk math so im not gonna figure out which one, and then you go full on grampa, it really is a sad sight ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* wuh oh
Sam: * gets paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: SAM NOOO *sad seal noises or cat meows idk man his fake cry is amusing*

by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

pakulu papito

Doing a "Pakulu Papito" is the act of crashing a camel into a bridge, and not caring about the consequences derived from the act in any way besides feeling a strong satisfaction from doing so.

i crash camel into bridge i no care i lov it - pakulu papito

by pakulu October 5, 2013