App Parkour

When ur hyper asf and jumping from app to app like ur spooderman.

Dayuuuumm I lost 3 calories by making my thumbs do app parkour!

by A-A 1 January 6, 2021

Parkour

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.

No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.

by Madfat June 24, 2009

parkour

Parkour is a discipline not unlike martial arts, but rather than practicing fighting or self defense, it is about moving efficiently

Parkour is a way of moving from one place to another as quickly and as efficiently as possible by means of jumping, vaulting, climbing and other such things.

Parkour is not to be confused with freerunning, which is more focused on aesthetics (i.e. flips, aerials etc.) rather than efficiency. Freerunning is considered an extreme sport, wheres Parkour is a practice for personal benefit rather than showing off.

One who practices Parkour is known as a traceur

I saw this guy using Parkour to get to wherever he was going. I saw him climbing walls, vaulting shorter walls and jumping to get wherever he needed to be as quickly and as efficiently as possible.

by InfiniteSingularity December 15, 2008

parkour

Le Parkour (also known simply as Parkour, PK, or free running)was invented in 1988 in the Parisian suburb of Lisses by a group of teenagers including the legends David Belle and Sebastien Foucan, who formed a clan called the "Yamakasi", or new (modern) samurai. it is a sport in which practitioners, called "traceurs, run, jump, climb, and roll rhrough rooftops, gaps, pipes, practically anything in an urban environment. it demands great physical agility, and masters of PK, such as Belle, are able to jump over cars, leap 9-meter distances from one rooftop to anotherIt has been described as "obstacle-coursing" or "the art of movement". the fluid art of parkour is sometimes combined with the smooth flow of such arts such as capoeira and Xtreme martial arts. examples of such hybrid practitioners are Team Ryouko, the famous Toronto martial arts stunt team, and the mysterious Xyndicate, a tiny, underground clan located in the eastern United States.

"PK is as 1337 as break-dancing!"

by ------1xX~*Hellhawk*~Xx1------ July 27, 2004

Parkouwned

(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.

Guy 1: "He tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it."

Guy 2: "Damn. He got parkouwned by a wall. haha."

by Carbonfibernell December 16, 2008

parkoincidence

You're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

Parkoincidence is when you're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

Parugoraphobia

Immense fear of large bathrooms

Parugoraphobia - Immense fear of large bathrooms

Say you need to go to the bathroom, and it's fairly large, and you begin to worry a little, panic even.

Walking into a large bathroom then walking right back out because it is "too big".

by Bingus The Cat March 21, 2021