Parmesan Pizza Crust 

When your doing a girl on the rag, and you pull your dick out before you cum and rub her blood and pussy juice around her labia making it look like pizza crust. Then you jack yourself off onto it making it appear like sprinkled parmesan.

Instead of doing the usual "that time of the month anal..." I decided to give Sheniqua the Parmesan Pizza Crust.

Parmesan Pizza Crust by meat mallet August 11, 2008

Parmesan pits 

When a woman has little balls of white deodorant in her armpit that look like grated Parmesan

I loved carolines dress, but I couldn't stop staring at her Parmesan pits

Parmesan pits by @maximillians August 25, 2009

Gooch Parmesan 

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!

Gooch Parmesan by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011

Parmesan Legs

A chunky white leg, usually the thigh with a striking resemblence to parmesan goldfish.

When Claire took off her shorts on the beach, I was blinded by her stout parmesan legs.

Parmesan Legs by Vee Tron May 26, 2005

Eggplant Parmesan 

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

Eggplant Parmesan by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Pussy Parmesan 

When your sexual partner wakes you up with morning sex and its as good as chicken parmesan in bed.

I woke up this morning to some amazing Pussy Parmesan

Pussy Parmesan by Willdrop February 10, 2021

parmesan

cheese, usually grated; the color of Nobody's hair

Nobody's hair blends in with the parmesan!

parmesan by Jordan's Kinda Girlfriend who wants to quit but can't November 20, 2003