softcore parkour

Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.

Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.

by pageofspace October 4, 2013

parksville

Hick town on Vancouver Island, but not as hick as Errington. Kind of like Errington and Qualicum Beach's bastard child.

It's mostly made up of old people, but the townies in the area still think they're the shit.

Guy: Wow, there's not much to do around here.
Guy 2: Well duh, we're in Parksville.

by hellogoodbyehello March 17, 2010

Paroosing

In the process of navigating lazily or without much aim.

I was paroosing through the store when I happened upon a giant yo-yo.

by J Dizzle Frizzle December 23, 2008

Urban Parkour

An activity mostly done Saturdays by city people, forced to step over and sideswipe tourists and weekend visitors who don't know or disrespect city street rules. Especially brutal when you are in a rush.

*walking on a usually normal city street now packed with strollers, window shoppers, tourists groups taking up the sidewalk, etc.*

"We gonna have to do some urban parkour to get around this."

by alarive March 14, 2017

Parkourdeling

Parkourdeling is basically the sport of practicing parkour (which is getting from point A to point B in the most creative manner you can think) all while yodeling like a Swiss mountain climber.

Mackenzie: I wish there was someway to combine two activities that I enjoy, such as yodeling and parkour, so I could enjoy them at the same time.

Kelsey: HEY! Why don't you do that?! Parkour WHILE you yodel! It will be utterly astounding and will surely boost your sex appeal. We'll call it parkourdeling.

by Crazymidgetfrommankato October 31, 2011

Parosvári Méter

A unique unit of measurement. It can only be used to measure your Penis.

Damn! I forgot how long my peen is, let me get my Parosvári Méter!

by mpfelisten December 3, 2021

South Parkish

South Parkish, a term referring to the popular adult animated show “South Park”. This term is used to describe something as obscene, sexual, and all around unsettling.

Guy 1: Your mom is a dirty slut.
Guy 2: How South Parkish of you to say that

by Confused Conundrum August 1, 2021