Parked

1. something so easy its like driving a parked car

2. something so boring its like a parked car

Bro that test was so parked. I could have done it in my sleep.

Parked by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

Parked by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

Parked by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024

Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

Parked by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

Parked by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024

Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

Parked by whybrr April 12, 2024

Parked

Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring

“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”

Parked by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024