parental controls

A CENSORING MOTHER FUCKER THAT MY EX GIRLFRIEND CANT GO TO A GMAIL ACCOUNT CAUSE THEY DONT WANT LIL KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE REAL INTENRNET. IMPLENTEND BY DICKS. I AINT GOT ANY. BUT IM SURE I CAN HACK THEM BY DOING THE GOOGLE CACHE VIEW!!! GOOGLE WILL PWN J00!!!!! IT IS CENSORWARE THAT CAN GO SUCK A DICK. heres some lowercase...

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by lolwut484793ue3j June 28, 2004

PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022

parentask

Needling tasks that your parents ask you to complete. Generally used in relation to non-stop requests for tasks they are not physically able to complete. Examples of parentasks include: mowing their lawn, changing light bulbs that are too high, moving large and heavy items, storing things in the attic, etc.

I can't make it today as I'm being overly parentasked.

by James Perfect April 9, 2017

parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

parentals

Parents; short plural form of legalese "parental unit".

Can't make it to the party on Sunday, my parentals grounded me.
"I like to whine and hit my parentals, I must be Emo" -- Hollywood Undead, "I Must Be Emo"

by Zwentibold February 28, 2008

PC (Parentally Compatible)

Used to describe a person who gets along favorably with peoples' parents.

"Why not take me home to meet your parents, Ryan? I'm highly PC."

"My friend always tries to suck up to my parents when she comes over...I mean, they get along really well, but if you ask me.....she's a little TOO PC."

by Lauren Myers March 12, 2004

Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

by TwistedNath November 11, 2009