Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007

Paranoiding

The act of making people paranoid

ex. when you try to break the blocks from under a person when they’re speedbridging in Minecraft

Stop paranoiding me

by MyerFire January 19, 2019

ParanoidCoder

n) Person who lives in the land of teletubbies and works on a cool MOD.

n2) Has a really cool car and neato signatures.

ParanoidCoder I only have a heartattack when lomax finds another bug

by Lomax February 22, 2003

paranoid

1)Someone who believes they are being hunted, esp. by everyone.
2)A Black Sabbath album that kicks major ass.
3)A song on said Black Sabbath ablum that kicks major ass.

1)You're always paranoid when you're on acid.
2)I'm gonna listen to 'Paranoid'.
3)You always headbang during 'Paranoid' when you're on pot.

by Psycho Bob September 7, 2003

paranoid

It's what happens when you smoke too much of the green stuff.

What was that? there's someone there, what was that sound?*Fuck up you stupid paranoid cunt*

by Risky July 19, 2003

Paranoid

A fucking awesome song by Black Sabbath, on their album Paranoid.

Finished with my woman
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify

Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!

I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late

by Disciple of Limecat December 10, 2004

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007