A near-identical second penis attached to a human male, directly above or below the existing one which, when erect, is in line with and equidistant from the first at all points. Thus having the property of being parallel.
by adam_the_wizard September 22, 2008
Get the Parallelopenis mug.A type of bank account that will leave all of its contents to the specified heir upon the death of the account's original owner. This keeps the money within the account out of probate.
The band "P.O.D." took this term, applied it to the death of Yahshuah (Jesus Christ), and used it for their name. The contents of a payable-on-death account loosely symbolize The Messiah's atonement for our sin.
The band "P.O.D." took this term, applied it to the death of Yahshuah (Jesus Christ), and used it for their name. The contents of a payable-on-death account loosely symbolize The Messiah's atonement for our sin.
Mikhail: "You have a payable-on-death bank account?"
Phineas: "No, I'll be sitting in Hell laughing my ass off at the people going through the trouble of proving the authenticity of my will."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
Mikhail: "What does P.O.D.'s name mean?"
Phineas: "It stands for Payable on Death. It's a type of bank account that allows its contents to be passed on to somebody else when the owner dies without the money going into probate. They correlate this with Jesus' atonement for our sin, you fucking dumbass. Jeez, why the hell do I even hang around you? If I wanted to hear dumb questions, I'd go to a third grade math lesson and listen to kids ask why two plus two equals four."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
Phineas: "No, I'll be sitting in Hell laughing my ass off at the people going through the trouble of proving the authenticity of my will."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
Mikhail: "What does P.O.D.'s name mean?"
Phineas: "It stands for Payable on Death. It's a type of bank account that allows its contents to be passed on to somebody else when the owner dies without the money going into probate. They correlate this with Jesus' atonement for our sin, you fucking dumbass. Jeez, why the hell do I even hang around you? If I wanted to hear dumb questions, I'd go to a third grade math lesson and listen to kids ask why two plus two equals four."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
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by j0mammy January 29, 2005
Get the Paralee mug.1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."
Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
by scatterfan September 16, 2009
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That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars
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Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.
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