Pantoffelheld

German for henpecked. Means you're not aloud to do anything before asking oyur girlfrind.

Why dont have a better score in Robot Unicorn Attack?

ich bin ein pantoffelheld.

by The Unicorn made of metal December 20, 2010

Pantocrator

A title given to Jesus Christ by the orthodox churches meaning Almighty, ruler of the universe.

Blessed be to Jesus, the Pantocrator

by mossynukes July 17, 2021

day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).

pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”

by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020

pantioca

N. the substance that appears in a females undergarments when confronted with a sexy man. Similar to 'panty pudding'. This is usually not controllable.

When I saw R. Patz at the laundromat I immediately got pantioca.

by lamer129 January 26, 2010

Pantload

Derogatory term used to describe someone engaging in irritating, frustrating or mindless behavior.

"God, you're such a pantload sometimes."

by Grimmlok July 13, 2006

Pantoshitomania

Everytime you're getting ready to go somewhere important and you finally put on your pant or buckled your belt BOOM, you feel like taking a crap.
Doesnt matter if you had a crap 10 minutes ago or a day ago, pantoshitomania strikes whenever you're finally ready to go somewhere.

Situation : A test in 15 minutes, an appointment you cant miss, a date, or anything you're late for.
Conditions : Well ironed clothes, belt.
Nothing else matters.
pantoshitomania will strike

by Agassi April 17, 2010

Pantiologist

the Study of panties

Mr Smith is a Pantiologist

by Anonymous September 6, 2003