Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

Peep your pants

To both pee and poop your pants at the same time.

You were so excited the hot girl knew your name, it made you peep your pants!

by Towchain December 28, 2009

STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

panty-peeler

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.

a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.

by melshore August 17, 2009

over the pant peen touch

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.

Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.

by Phillissss July 19, 2007

Panty Peeper

Someone who deliberately, actively and habitually tries to look up women's and girls skirts to see their panties. Note that this is different from the casual voyeur who just enjoys the occassional accidental flash of a girls knickers. upskirt voyeur flashing

I overheard one girl say to her friend. "Don't ever walk upstairs or ride the escalator in front of John ****, he's a real "Panty Peeper"

by Mickeymysterious5 April 27, 2009