Pamela Anderson

Tommy Lee's sperm bank

oh god, tommy. you just busted in me. heres 20$

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

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Pamela

The most amazing girl in the universe by far. She is so very sweet, caring about others, extremely intelligent, loving and sexy. She is super funny and both great to talk and listen too. she is also into music and loves to sing and dance. Especially after a few cocktails :) her voice is so sweet and soothing. her laugh I don’t even know how to explain what it does to me. and seeing her or just thinking about seeing her will actually take my breath away, she is that beautiful. Really she is beyond the word gorgeous. both inside and out.Pamela is a fantastic lover. kisses that make my knees weak. eyes that I get lost in. soft pillow talk that is an incredible turn on. being in her arms and having her in mine is indescribable. it is the sweetest, place in the world to be. if you ever have a chance to have a Pamela like this dont be a fool and let her go because you will regret it for the rest of your life. your life will never be complete and you will have to settle for something alot less meaningful. She is someone you will love so much that it hurts, and you should do anythng and everything to show her everyday how much she means to you so dont be a fool and let her go.the best thing in the world would be if the last thing that I could do everynight before I drift off to sleep and the first thing I do everyday when I awake to a new day is kiss her and tell her how very much I love her and how lucky I am that she is in my life.

She is so amazing, she must be a Pamela.

Her advise is spot on, must be a Pamela.

Turns me on with out even trying, must be a Pamela.

by friendfromde April 2, 2013

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Parent Teacher Conference

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

by Cat (: November 17, 2009

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ex parent

1. A name given to a parent that doesn't care about his child anymore.
2. An asshole.
3. A man that looks like Danny (tourettes)

1. Stupid ex parent wouldn't let me go out next weekend!
2. "Fuck you kid; you're a dick!" "Shut the hell up, ex parent!"

by HMD609 January 11, 2009

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Pamella

A really funny person who doesn't have to do much to make you laugh. She is known for her "spicy" but loving personality. She is only close with a few people, but will do anything for those lucky individuals. She has a softer beauty, but mesmerizing green eyes that make many guys attracted to her. She isn't the skinniest and doesn't have the biggest boobs but has a nice round booty. She has amazingly natural colored hair, such as chocolate brown. Sometimes its takes a lot for her to open up to you, but when she does that means you are extremely important to her. She can be very shy when she is uncomfortable in a situation but for the most part she is quite outgoing. She loves food, movies, and her friends. She can get distracted very easily but if she really tries in school she can be very smart. She has an extremely bad procrastination issue. Pamella is a very rare type of beauty and an amazing friend.

person 1: Wow i love Pamella she is so beautiful and kind!
person 2: she also has a fat ass!!

by Lolololunknown April 17, 2017

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Parental Controls

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018

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