Palmering

Acting like you are helping someone or doing something about a situation, but in reality you aren’t doing anything but making things much worse.

Quit Palmering around and do something!

by Lukegxi May 28, 2020

Palmer

When you're having sex and who ever is on top slappes the shit out of the other one.

I gave my girl a Palmer last night.

by Neby001 November 17, 2020

Palmer

A fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

In Final Fantasy VII, Palmer is a fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

by Durango January 29, 2007

Palmer

An assistant principal at Abington senior high school.He doesn’t know what to do with his life except to come down the hallway and tells u to go to iss (
in school suspension or to the lunch. Then he calls u up to his fucking office about the dumbest things.

Oh my fucking god! Y is Palmer come down the hallway again.

by Itsbell August 25, 2018

Palmer

Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.

James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.

by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

palmer

another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop

joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster

by His Litle Frend April 29, 2009

palmer

Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.

He's a total "palmer".

by Lanaland May 13, 2013