La palma

An island in the east atlantic which is plotting to destroy much of civilation by breaking apart and sliding into the ocean, thus creating tsunamis the likes of which have not been seen in thousands of years.

Will we strike first, or will we let the La palma get away with this?

by Ocean Truth Society January 7, 2005

Palms Up

Origin - North Woods, WI adjective. pronunciation> palms - up. Definition - To pass out off of a bar stool at 8 a.m. after partying for 11 hours. After passing out, the subject is laying face down in a watery pile of boots. The subject's arms are at his/her side with the wrists bent as such that the palms of his/her hands are facing up. After some debate, this state of affairs is said to be an S. O. S. from the passed out subject. Saying non verbally that "I am done, please help me to bed."

1) That kid partied so hard after we got home from the bars we found him palms up in the morning.

2) Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna get palms up?

by TeePeePee February 12, 2010

Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?

Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020

Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation

brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"

by CDJM January 13, 2008

pulled off a palash

When you don't study in the first year at college, but then something strikes you and you begin studying in the subsequent years.

He pulled off a palash ever since he broke up with her.

by You're awesome May 27, 2016

rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by Mason April 14, 2003

palmala

the name of the hand you use to jerk with

i have a date with palmala tonight

by jay April 25, 2003