Palkotacular

adjective. Palkotacular- a word commonly used to describe something cool or in style. Often used in conversations in between fellow teenagers.

Jim- "Hey Justin, I just got a new lime green Mustang GT."
Justin-"Is it Palkotacular?"
Jim- "You bet your sweet ass."

by Jpalko June 30, 2009

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

Paluch

Paluch is that act of one man initiating conversation in a public restroom. It is usually unexpected, unwanted conversation when at the urinal or in a stall. The act of being paluched is usually induced by the consumption of alcohol, thus the majority of paluching occurs in bathrooms inside bars or restaurants. However, similar instances occur at other locations, with the most awkward being that of that of the workplace (not necessarily induced by alcohol, as stated above.).

That man paluched me while I was minding my own business in the stall.

I was just paluched while releaving myself at the urinial.

I hope I don't get paluched while taking a piss this time.

by cam848484 February 13, 2008

Lashasa Palulu

An African tribe that walks on their hands when in their home, so they don't leave footprints

I left footprints on the kitchen floor, this never would have happened if I was part of the Lashasa Palulu

by drayzizzle October 3, 2007

bai hunga pakul

To tell someone who is annoying you to perform butt sex with a gay moose. It is often used by 12 year olds who don't know how to respond to something.

you: "Dude you suck at life."
me: Bai hunga pakul

you: "I did ur mom last night."
me: Bai hunga pakul

Random dude: OW DISS!!!!

by shockdude June 27, 2010

paku tata

A Kauain delicacy which, in the most rudimentary terms, is flattened frogs. The frog, however, has to be specifically flattened by an automobile. To be considered true Paku Tata, the frog has to be cured in the sun for a week to ten days. Many factors dictate the final quality of Paku Tata, most important being the manner in which the living specimen meets its demise. If the animal is ran over from the head downwards, the buildup, and explosion, of the internal organs out of the abdomens will leave a bitter aftertaste to the person enjoying the delicacy. If the frog is ran over from the legs upwards, the Paku Tata will retain both the shape and texture, giving the taster a possibly one in a lifetime experience when consuming. Finally, the force in which the animal is flattened also comes into play, as a strong force will produce an even flatness and the Paku Tata will also soak up the texture of the asphalt, making the end product a true delicacy.

"Paku Tata is freaking AWESOME!!!!"
- Wayetender

by t3h BEAST September 26, 2006

Gay Palumbo

A Gay Palumbo is a situation in which approximately 30 elderly men come together in warehouse, dress up as animals, typically unicorns, and congeal into a writhing mass, and have an orgy.

Dude, last night, I was invited to a Gay Palumbo and when I arrived I was raped in the asshole by 7 old men dressed as unicorns, and I'm having trouble walking.

by Jesus Christo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII November 7, 2012