Paleo Penis

When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.

Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."

by Jew Aladdin March 6, 2014

paleo-fecalpheliac

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

paigon

friend that lies betrays and isnt true to u

drini: u wana cum cinema
dina: na i woz feelin sik all week includin toai so am stayin home
drini: k den

- hour later drini is walkin to the cinemas-

drini see's dina in the near by shop wiv sum of her frenz drini thinks omg wot a PAIGON SHE LIED TO ME DAT BITCH

by JusMe! April 17, 2008

Paleobestiality

Affinity to sexual relations with creatures long since extinct.

I was initially turned on to paleobestiality by a steamy encounter with my pet velociraptor.

by The Archeologists of Young November 7, 2009

Paleocord

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020

Palga

Puerto Rico: A little bitch. A chickenhead ho. Una pendejita. Puta. Bitch from the ghetto. Bitch with bad reputation.
AKA parga, puta, petardo, cochofle, muffler, rastrillo,

by Radames November 7, 2003

pagoori

korean slang for sex. can be used as a noun or verb.

There is nothing like pagoori and kimchi fried rice for lunch.

Look at that chick with the long legs, I would love to pagoori that bitch with all my might.

by NBT February 5, 2009