Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

Paddle Boat by shewes February 3, 2009

Paddle Boater 

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.

"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"

Paddle Boater by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

paddle prairie

A Place where you get drunk and smoke.
rez kids dirt biking and quading.
kids saying “Les” all the time

it’s very boring but it has its moments.

person 1: eee let’s go to paddle prairie
person: nah let’s go to fort bro

paddle prairie by Xdlolcello September 11, 2019

Paddle Steamer 

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

Paddle Steamer by Turn3racing November 21, 2019

Paddle Dicking 

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

Paddle Dicking by E*Ricky December 29, 2020

Paddle Pop lion 

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.

Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.

Paddle Pop lion by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010

Paddle Wanker 

A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.

1) Whats the new kid like?

he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!

He's such a Paddle Wanker!

2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....

...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore

Paddle Wanker by VeTe January 8, 2012