by Bitchesbitemydick July 10, 2014

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly
by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

When a vagina is gaping, dirty, and vile cesspool emits a loud, wet, flatulence that smells like a corpse that has been rotting in the dessert heat and is being used as a litter box for 10,000 cats, tends to always leave a nasty brown permanent stain.
I am such a nasty fucking skank, I keep having wet, hot, chunky, explosive puffy puffy pussy farts that are making everyone vomit, got me banned from Uber and Lyft, and killed a baby and my grandmother. I should probably clean my nasty steak umm puffy puffy pussy before I have anymore puffy puffy pussy farts that squirt out brown chunky goo, that kind of looks like applesauce, but I tasted it, and...it's not applesauce.
by Cakencock August 24, 2022

I fucked Erika hard while she was on her period, and when I pulled out she exploded a pussy blood fart on my stomach!
by Dman666 September 11, 2008

While performing the act of eating out a vagina, one blows on the lips of the vagina causing a farting noise.
by Pussyfarting 4 lYfe March 12, 2011

A person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.
Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.
Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.
"Victor is such a fart-pussy, he acts like a little girl every time I fart next to him. WTF, deal with it, be a man!"
by LeandroMan August 22, 2009
