Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.

Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.

by j0hnd03man January 9, 2018

Procrasti-progress

the act of getting lots of useful but unimportant things done in order to avoid one un-pleasant task.

I had a great procrasti-progress day. I cleaned the house and my car but didn't get anything done about my taxes.

by Yukonruby March 4, 2010

Work in Progress

A state of being where your mental health isn't the best and you always self-improve, often to varying degrees. It is perfectly normal as nobody is truly perfect.

Employer: Why have you had ten jobs in a single year?

Mary: Sorry, I am a work in progress.

by Abba Palindrome January 26, 2020

420 In Progress

The act of smoking Marijuana, especially at 4:20am or 4:20pm. A play on the police codes for crimes.

Has more significance if smoking at 4:20am or 4:20pm.

Friend: *walks in* Whatcha doin?
Raditude: *holds up bong* Dude, we got a 420 in progress.
Friend: Can I join in?

by Raditude September 29, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Pegging Progress

When a bitch boy and their dominant significant other play a game, and the reward for beating the game is getting pegged. So making progress in the game is pegging progress.

"I MADE A TON OF PEGGING PROGRESS TODAY! I'm almost there I can feel it."

by youareman December 10, 2022