police

a bunch of fat guys dressed inblue that think they own, run, and know everything. they claim to protect you but they'll arrest you for the stupidest shit andthrow you in jail where its even more dangerous. out of the million police in the world theres maybe 1 or 2 niceones.

fight for your rights!
fuck the police!
-get high-

by cody420 April 5, 2008

police

1. People that arrest you for a little bit of weed and then smoke it.
2. complete hypocrites and liars
3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right.
4. Sadistic motherfuckers
5. The lowest form of people
6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not
7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause

See the movie "Spun". The police in that movie are really like that. NO LIE!

Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT!

by I fuckin hate pigs August 28, 2005

police

People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.

The police calling themsleves "public servants" are actually a scandalous clad of douhgnut junkies.

by [e-mail] March 7, 2008

Police

A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.

Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*

Person 1: ahhh..weed..

Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!

One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.

Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!

by Authority June 13, 2007

Police

A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.

Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight

by Police Patrol July 2, 2008

police

1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.

2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!

2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

police

Scum who claim to be "protecting" citizens, but in truth are simply glorified tax collectors busting people for drugs, underage drinking, and speeding all while being very slow to respond to serious emergencies.

Guy 1: That asshole gave me a parking ticket for a half-inch too close to the curb. When i called them because someone was robbing my house, that same asshole shows up two hours late

Guy 2: He must be part of the police

by YoyoMa2 August 27, 2006