Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006

hype-o-potamus

When a person reaches the maximum level of hype and cannot stop themselves from hyping everything up. Once at this level the person may not even know they are hyping so much.

Man, that shit is super hyped up. Look at that guy, he's a fucking hype-o-potamus!

by Eddie Irvine - AKA EdthePimp June 25, 2009

Potatesh

An adjective describing something or someone that is considered to be cool or good

"that movie was potatesh!" "i had a potatesh day at work today"

by tiki-man March 26, 2009

Potatuition

Potato intuition - being deeply in touch with your inner potato and understanding life through your pure potato insight

Sad boy: “Bro life is hard, I feel like such a potato.”
Friend: “We are all potatoes deep down. The key to life is to channel your potatuition and understand what it is telling you.”

by megttr167 October 11, 2020

Potatosalad310

This famous man doesnt stfu sometimes when he is singing. He goes on about random shit because he has a shitty 2001 laptop that can handle roblox at 2fps. He loves to ERP with 45 year old Neckbeards because he may possibly be gay. He also lies about wanting Genshin Impact and wants to get a nintendo switch instead of a PC

Friend: "You should install Genshin Impact!"
Potatosalad310: "I'm too busy holding my cock in my hand while erp'ing with older men!"

by Nin9 January 27, 2021

mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates

I like to eat mashed potates

by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018

pooper-potamus

A fat women's butt

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus

by bfeezy83 December 26, 2019