Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

Paul Position

During intercourse the girl lies flat on her belly and the man inserts in her vagina on top lying flat on her as well

Larra's neck is sore from Paul positioning last night.

by SulleytheROCK December 17, 2008

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

by Joemammy January 18, 2015

amazon position

A position where the male, lays down on a slanted angle and spreads his legs; thus allowing the penis to occupy space. The female dominates on top as she takes the lead. Its almost reversed roles.

lets try the amazon position. ill be on top while you are on the bottom.

by Sinfultimes December 1, 2016

posish

posish is used to refer to one's favorite position during sexual intercourse.

from: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
"What's your favorite posish?"

by DoggyStyle March 4, 2004

t posing

Something people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance to Joe.

by Dys😩 June 6, 2018

nelson position

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.

The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!

by NikkiTay January 15, 2017