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The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.
1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"
by DemonDes March 24, 2008
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pornography

95% of the websites on the internet.
by teh best evar January 12, 2004
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pornographer

can mean one of a number of things :

a) photographer of professional porn stars

b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models

d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.
have you ever seen a pornographer definition a)? I mean it would probably be Seth Cohen
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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Pornagraphic Memory

Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
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Violent Pornography

1.Violent Pornography is a song by System of a Down which involves choking chicks and sodomy.
Also, apparently everybody fucks, sucks, cries, and dies.
2. a porongrapy that is violent in nature
It's a Violent Pornography, choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit you get on your T.V.

Matt stabbed the hoe in the Violent Porongraphy.
by Chilly Willy October 12, 2005
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pornographology

Pornographology, (por-no-graff-olo-jee) is the study of pornography.
Jack's mom walks into his room.

Jack's mom - "Jack! You watching porn again?"
Jack - "Yes, it's for my pornographology homework assignment!"
by Dave Richards September 4, 2007
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Pornographone

Another name for a computer, introduced by Michael Swaim of "Does not Compute" featured on Cracked.com. The name was perpetuated through the video featured on February 21, 2011 and is now colloquially used by many who know of it.
"Dude, Does not Compute is so just a ripoff of Tosh.0!" - Phil
"O really? Go turn on your pornographone and look it up on Wikipedia. You have your chicken and the egg mixed up." - Xavier
by LordApocalyptica April 29, 2012
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