sex pollen

A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!

Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!

by Em-erald September 10, 2022

Pollenate

A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.

This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.

Yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sluts.

by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016

Cross Pollination

When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.

When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.

Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.

by Mike Toshler April 21, 2015

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.

Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!

by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013

Pollanated

a person who has adopted the simple, anti-corporate food philosophy of Michael Pollan, author of "In Defense of Food" and "The Omnivore's Dilemma.". See also Pollanate: to zealously spread Pollan's ideas to one's friends.

Sarah is the most Pollanated person I know. She makes her own bread from organic ingredients and visits her local farm for her veggies and meats.

by benjasdad-2000 June 14, 2009

Pollen

Plant Sperm

Pollen is the equivalent of cum in the plant world.

by Macaroni No Good Chicken July 20, 2016