pluck your harp

Tantalizing a woman’s delicate instrument using a two finger technique.

“Can I pluck your harp?”

by FlexLexi January 6, 2018

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Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

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pluck her flower

when a girl loses her virginity

Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"

by Leon Don Romeo Alexandro October 28, 2013

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Pluck Fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse while consuming saucy chicken wings.

Sharon and I got kinky last night. We were both starving so we thought we would kill two birds with one stone by pluck fucking.

by AlfredHitchcock April 28, 2010

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Pluck My Gooch

Used as an insult for any number of situations whereby it warrants that whatever is said is negated by a a directive that the other party would be better off if they were plucking the stank ass hairs out of your filthy gooch.

Teacher: Dan. Your scholastic performance is below par.

Dan: Pluck my gooch.

Boss: I need you to stay late tonight and help with clean up.

Employee: I need you to pluck my gooch.

Driver1: Hey asshole. You almost hit me.

Driver2: Pluck my gooch.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

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