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plooker

One who takes liberties with his female companions, especially after a hard night of drinking / drugs. Usually involves bending her over and giving it doggy-style or even up the rear.
Hey Bobby...guess what? I plooked Trevor's girlfriend last night.
by roto-plooker August 22, 2003
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Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys
I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.
by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009
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poobell

It's when you've had anal sex and pull your penis out and see bits of poo crust on your bellend/acorn
Scott pulled his penis out of Antonio and says "Antonio love, you've given me a poobell again"
by stonemonkey909 October 12, 2006
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plomber du sac

While fucking a lady, adding your nuts next to your shaft in her love box. Tightly strapping a belt around her waist helps to create the necessary vaginal space.
The barely dressed couple seemed rather uncomfortably glued together in the groin area when they crawled into the emergency room of Clinique St Marie while honeymooning in France and experimenting Plomber du Sac
by Dr. Jansen June 18, 2007
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Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober
by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018
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PooBeer

A person who insists on having a full fledge conversation with you in the bathroom while taking a dump.
Dude gross, your such a PooBeer. No I don't want to talk to you while your taking a dump, man.
by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010
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Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.
Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."
by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014
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