Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.

I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.

by MigDaBull January 12, 2012

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

south plantation high

a place where dreams die and the hallways smell like eggs

south plantation high can suck eggs

by isaysuckeggstoomuch August 13, 2021

own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 06, 2019

Plantation Eyes

The look Reagan Brady gives to minority’s because she believes she is superior.

Ethan: Hey do you want to get something to eat?
Reagan: Shut the fuck up (while using her plantation eyes and looking like she wants to pull out a whip and take it back to the 19th century).

by EboDagoat01 June 04, 2019

plantation eyes

The look that Reagan Brady has when she is around minorities.

Did you see the way Reagan looked at you when she found out that you were 50% black? She looked like she would have whipped you back in the 19th century. That’s those plantation eyes.

by EboDagoat01 June 04, 2019

muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble

Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."

by biped4eyes May 18, 2018