Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.

Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"

by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021

Plant

Its green.

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."

by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021

Plant

Dumb ass things that come out of the ground

The plant gets out of the ground

by Joey ink February 14, 2022

plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside

person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok

by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022

Plant

Another name for marijuana.

J: Hey bro, wanna smoke some plant?
D: Of course I want to smoke some plant.

by driedupsock January 29, 2023

Plant

It's someone that murders indians n ugandans. They have absolutely nothing to do with plants. So if you came here to look for a standstill plant, well, you are away from luck.

I saw a Plant earlier today. And it is a human! How can this be? Well it is not a plant, it is a Plant. That Plant should die!

by FlAnZuRu December 2, 2022

Plant

"He's talking about my wife and kids bro that's my hard line"

Hym "Fuck your wife and your kids. You cock suckers need to remember that you're already halfway across my line and the price us going to be paid by someone other than you. You're going to toss someone else's kid into the furnace so you don't look like a bitch for letting someone talk bad about your kid. You're already a bitch. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not fooling anyone. You're not going to get me to do whatever it is you think needs to be my response in this situation. And the audience need to start working on forcing this fucking industry plant out of the fog."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024