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perpetual student

1) A perpetual student is someone (generally in college or university) who attends for several years, usually more than what is required out of their degree.

2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.
Paul, in his seventh year, was known as the perpetual student at OISE.
by darkestembrace November 3, 2007
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Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
by piratesof2 February 27, 2011
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Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.
This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?
by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010
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Perpedic

A Hero, a saver of America, pure manliness and courage.
What we need to defeat the Taliban is a real "Perpedic" of a man.
by Sandy Gallagher November 7, 2011
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perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.
Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."
by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011
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Peripheralling

Verb: to use peripheral vision to look at someone or something.
Person 1: "Dude, what are you looking at?"
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."
by Blandish December 19, 2012
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Peripheral Wipe

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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