Pelvis Strafe

“WARNING: This is very stupid and a word for it PROBABLY already exists.”

The short but not clear definition: Dodging attacks directed for the pelvis;
(Pelvis Strafing / Pelvis Strafed as the present and past verbs, obviously)

Other ways to say it: Pelvis Veering, Pelvis Defending a lot of synonyms for defend or dodge is fine as long as it has pelvis before it and is in it’s present continuous state

Pelvis strafing is the act of dodging an attack of any type of being that is aiming for, the structure in question, your pelvis. Sexuality nor species matters, due to it usually looking pretty narly on anything.

“WARNING 2: You’ll quite literally never see this happening or being used. Maybe in dodgeball”
Someone: DUDE, HE JUST PELVIS STRAFED IT.

HE: I am the one that enjoys practicing with pelvis strafing, yet it rarely happens to be necessary in face to face combats or in survival to be honest.

Someone else{DUDE}: WTF

HE’s acquaintances: Congratulations on protecting your crotch with your stunning agility.
by fragpowder May 25, 2022
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hitting pelvis

Where a man bruises his groin fucking an extremely skinny woman.
Anna thought hitting pelvis was all fun and games until she saw Tyler's bruised groin from the previous night.
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pelvis pocket

The vagina of a severly emaciated female
Did you see that crack head stripper and her sunk in pelvis pocket?
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Pelvie

Just like a selfie but of ones pelvis (in lieu of face).
For maximum imagination sprucing.... served with clothes.
He sent me a pelvie whilst wearing funky pajamas. My imagination ran wild.
by Locnload64 February 20, 2020
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Pelvis Resley

A hips-and-belly-swinging dance made famous by da King of rock 'n' roll.
In an episode of da "Red Green Show", several Possum Lodge members try to impersonate Da Tennessee Troubadour by doing hilariously-outrageous Pelvis Resley renditions, but Red and Harold are visibly unimpressed.
by QuacksO March 08, 2022
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throat pelvis

The big thing in your throat that often hurts.
Ow! My throat pelvis really hurts!
by Krazycatlady April 20, 2016
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Neutral Pelvis

When you align your pelvis so that it is neither anteriorly or posteriorly tilted, or shifted laterally. Important in dance contexts and in your everyday lives. Align your pelvis for gosh sakes. Good for low back health.
If my pelvis was a bowl full of hot chocolate, I would keep a neutral pelvis so as not to spill the hot chocolate.
by Margotf April 06, 2023
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