pustache

A mustache mouth that resembles a pussy.

Yuck, go shave that nasty looking pustache off you're face before someone sticks their dick in it.

by gut fucker June 3, 2009

Joe Pistachio

A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.

Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley

"This is Joe... Jooooooooe, Pistachio!"

by Jack Flack June 1, 2004

Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.

Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!

by MTS73 August 25, 2010

pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!

I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!

by Xeg June 10, 2017

Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.

"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"

by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018

pustache

Similar to the Bacon Strip only horizontally located.

I think she puts wax in that pustache.

by George Davis September 22, 2007

pstachio

The penis enlargement drug. Please don't be a retard, use with safe precaution and remove the shell before attempting to digest, thank you! Have a nice day.

Oi!, muda bish, would you look at the size of my tallywacker! *holding a bag of pstachios in one hand and faintly holding onto elongated penile in the other*

by shibbymill12 September 15, 2011