Pawtism

Noun Paw-Tism
A pseudocondition conceived by stupid uneducated individuals whom are so diluted to believe their pet may develop the canine/feline variant of autism secondary to vaccination (Which DO NOT cause autism in any species)

Since I am a moron and think vaccines cause autism, ever since I vaccinated my dog I have been worried he developed pawtism.

by ColmMcC October 9, 2018

Pawtna

n. (pronounced "pawt-na") From "partner." A friend. A loyal associate.

"Was'up pawtna!"

by LV RAM December 17, 2011

pawtucket

when an animal stands up on 2 feet and tucks its paws neatly.

this practice is usually carried out by squirrels, guinea pigs, prairie dogs, groundhogs and other small animals.

"that squirrel just did a pawtucket"

by Peeg123 December 27, 2008

pawtucket patriot

a fictional beer created by sean mcfarlane and family guy. the people of rhode island do not drink this beer, only peter griffin.

only peter griffin drinks it

by obie trice September 18, 2004

Pawtucket

A place where the Tolman football team reflects the patriots. WOONSOCKET!!

A"Yp, you goin to da pawtucket tolman game nigga?"
B"Nah, all our Cape Verdian asses are getting smashed by woonsocket"

by iDayVids December 14, 2010

Pawtism

When I person is so stupid that it can’t even be described as human like stupidity so one resorts to calling them a dumb animal.

Dude your left shoe is on your left foot of your body, why do you have so much pawtism?

by Saden December 14, 2021

pawts

also known as parts. typically spoken by someone with a speed impediment or that is bored. Commonly used in the automotive industry

Tom you have a Pawts call on the phone for you

by dave of ronalds chevrolet November 20, 2017