Partimer

A Young Bald Man With A Bizarre History Of Being (Part-Time).
Their Big Bald Dad Spelt: Part-Timer Wrong Because He’s A Bit Thick (Exaggeration On The K)
Other Than That, A Partimer Usually Tends To Not Have Any Teeth, Hair Or Virginity (Maybe Not That Last One, Actually THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE).

Hi Partimer!

Are You (a) Partimer?

Isn’t He That Partimer Guy?

by parTim March 8, 2020

Post Partium Depression

The feeling of depression, apathy, and/or sadness that occurs after an extended and often epiphanic time of merriment.

Uggh. This weekend was epic. I think I won Lightning In A Bottle. I stayed up all night, did all the things, mixtapes at sunrise, make bacon on a float with Shanti, gave a talk, unfucked the world, met so
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.

by KushyKush May 16, 2019

nude panties

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Slush Panties

When a girl gets so wet from being turned on that her panties get overly moist.

That guy over there is so hot he gave me slush panties.

by Smerrk May 25, 2011

Pantisified

The act or condition of having your panties in a bind.

Jimmothy- OOHHHH MY FLUPPING EYE BROWS ARE SWEATY!!!!!!!!

Karl- Jimmothy why are you so pantisified it's barely 60 degrees in here!

by strofty August 26, 2013

Veins poppin, panties droppin

A phrase that embodies a man's motivation to workout

Shortened to "vppd" when used in a hashtag

Just finished pumpin iron, #vppd

Hittin up the gym today, you know what they say, veins poppin, panties droppin!

by Croste July 11, 2014

Partisan Sniping

A political tactic in which the most fervent or extremist member(s) of a politically-motivated group are singled out in a debate, in order to establish unfavorable contrast within said group.

The senate's health-care debate has, so far, been dominated by partisan sniping and finger-pointing; hence, they have made very little progress.

by TheThiefofAlways January 19, 2010