Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter

Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!

by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010

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pank is like the word cunt but it’s not very well known so you can call people a cunt infront of them with out them knowing what it means

*john is just walking infront of emma and pony*

pony: oh emma, john is such a pank

emma:yeah he really is

*john turns around*

john: oi what the fuck does prank mean

pony: it means a cool person

john: oh ok, yeah cunt i’m a pank

by sand eating sad boy hehe October 09, 2019

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pank

to flatten a surface or smooth out a surface; usually related to snow

I'm going to go out and pank the snow so I can make an ice rink in the backyard.

by noYoopergirl April 17, 2011

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Having a wank in a public place.

"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"

by Dundonian Home Slice July 08, 2008

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