by SpunkyGal June 19, 2008
1. Boy: By the way, your pants are bloody.
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.
2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.
3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!
Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
Girl: Lovely. I forgot my pad.
2. Boy: Excuse me! Whose is this? (holds pad up high above head)
Girl: I think it dropped from outer space.
3. Carolyn: Um...My water bottle’s leaking...
Amy: Fortunately, I have in my possession some tape and a pad!
Carolyn: Uhhhhhhh.....where exactly did you get that?
Amy: My grandma says they’re extra absorbent! She uses them to clean her kitchen!
by ThatOnePerson112 May 09, 2019
by DaddySlimThick September 16, 2018
PAD
A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.
A word originated in the West which is commonly used to describe someone who "has a stick up their ass" (metaphorically of course, maybe literally in some cases). The term is also used in some situations to express anger towards another individual or several others if used in the plural form. PAD is a way of claiming an individual as an "ultimate asshole" due to the fact that it is an acronym for the commonly used adjectives Prick, Asshole and Dick.
Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Grant, he seems to be in a bad mood"
Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"
Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
Person 2: "I think it's because we reminded him he only has one ball"
Person 1: "Oh, What a pad"
by by Max_TheBallCrushers_Rudy July 09, 2011
The act of driving around late at night with your friends and sticking menstrual pads onto signs, cars, and mailboxes, usually whilst stoned. There are three people usually: The driver who is in charge of pulling up close to the object and turning off the headlights, the passenger, who gets out and sticks the pad to the object, and the person in the backseat who unwraps the pads.
by Kayla Dayngerous May 17, 2013
by eko286th February 14, 2003
*me speaking to an attractive girl* hey miss you wanna go back to my pad and check out my art collection and maybe afterwards have a few alcoholic beverages?
her " sure that sounds great those are actually my two favorite things art and liquor ;) "
me "alright then lets make like eggs and scramble outta here ;)"
her " sure that sounds great those are actually my two favorite things art and liquor ;) "
me "alright then lets make like eggs and scramble outta here ;)"
by Richie Spice September 08, 2011