by Andaconda June 30, 2004
Get the devil's onion ring mug.The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009
Get the Jewish Onion Ring mug.by Jklmnop May 20, 2008
Get the onion ring mug."i went in for a piece of rear guard action, but stopped when i found she had a well battered onion ring"
by fatgitmcnulty March 9, 2007
Get the onion ring mug.The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.
I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed
by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008
Get the onion ring mug.A term used to describe the pungent smelling arse hole of a homosexual; after being anally harrassed by a small penis with an aggressive yeast infection.
"David Furnish couldnt help but enjoy the rancid taste of Elton's onion ring."
"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"
by Monkey08 March 12, 2008
Get the Onion Ring mug.A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.
I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!
by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012
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