double decker outhouse

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

by double decker loo May 7, 2009

Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.

(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.

by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021

turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

Times Square outhouse

Any place where a large group urinates in a common area.

Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!

by Kobrakys June 7, 2021

California outhouse fire

The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.

The Idahoan Governor just said California outhouse fire!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021

if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something

Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !

by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006

Apartment Outhouse

The act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. Letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. If the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. Repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. Most often used by Frat boys and major douchebags.

My upstairs neighbor was too lazy to go walk to the bathroom and used the apartment outhouse.

by mitch guist May 24, 2013