Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.

Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!

by a person i think May 6, 2020

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Orphan

Somebody Bruce Wayne adopts

“Are you an orphan?”
“yes”
“Alfred get the adoption papers”

by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021

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Orhan

He is the cooles cutest and handsomes guy i ever Met i Love Orhan

I Love you Orhan my babe

by Alara kara January 11, 2021

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Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011

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knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

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